fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

—(via ygholic)

(Source: theoutsiders)

nantajoong:

fraubraun:

koreanstudentsspeak:

Left:

I want a go home I’m tired

Right:

Don’t Hit ME


what’s happenin in korea

You want to know what’s happening? Korea’s education system is literally the most rotten piece of shit to ever exist. 
Let me explain the context of the poster on the left. 
The average time a kid spends in school in the US is 900 to 1000 hours per year, spread between 175-180 days (x)
In 2007 there were mass student protests in Netherlands because they increased the hours spent in school to 1040 hours per year, or 8 hours a day, 130 days a year. (x)
Korean high schools, on the other hand, enact a 3150 policy, 225 days of school with 14 hours a day, or from 8 am to 10 pm (x)
Also due to the private education sector of hagwons and the fierce competition of Korean high schools, basically after school kids go to hagwons, or personal academies, till 2, 3 in the morning, fit in maybe 4, 5 hours of sleep and go back to school. (x)
It was only in 2012 that schools went from having classes on Saturday excluding the first and third Saturday, and it was only in 2007 when they changed from having class every Saturday. (x)
This system is literally the epitome of the factory schooling system which comes as a result of a capitalistic schooling system and it works kids too hard which is one of the reasons Korean school kids are some of the unhappiest of pretty much any OECD country. (x)
For the photo on the right, physical punishment is not fully banned in Korea. 
Since 2011, Seoul, Gyunggido, Gangwondo, and Julla Bukdo have banned the use of direct physical punishment, or basically hitting kids with either tools or physically with their body. That being said that’s basically only about half of South Korea. 
Also, indirect physical punishment such as making kids to planks, make them kneel with their hands up, making them run laps, or of the sort is still fully acceptable in all Korean schools. (x)
Anybody who’s a Korean in a Korean school right now already has experience with getting beat by a teacher and some kids still have to deal with physical punishment by teachers. 

nantajoong:

fraubraun:

koreanstudentsspeak:

Left:

I want a go home I’m tired

Right:

Don’t Hit ME

what’s happenin in korea

You want to know what’s happening? Korea’s education system is literally the most rotten piece of shit to ever exist. 

Let me explain the context of the poster on the left. 

The average time a kid spends in school in the US is 900 to 1000 hours per year, spread between 175-180 days (x)

In 2007 there were mass student protests in Netherlands because they increased the hours spent in school to 1040 hours per year, or 8 hours a day, 130 days a year. (x)

Korean high schools, on the other hand, enact a 3150 policy, 225 days of school with 14 hours a day, or from 8 am to 10 pm (x)

Also due to the private education sector of hagwons and the fierce competition of Korean high schools, basically after school kids go to hagwons, or personal academies, till 2, 3 in the morning, fit in maybe 4, 5 hours of sleep and go back to school. (x)

It was only in 2012 that schools went from having classes on Saturday excluding the first and third Saturday, and it was only in 2007 when they changed from having class every Saturday. (x)

This system is literally the epitome of the factory schooling system which comes as a result of a capitalistic schooling system and it works kids too hard which is one of the reasons Korean school kids are some of the unhappiest of pretty much any OECD country. (x)

For the photo on the right, physical punishment is not fully banned in Korea. 

Since 2011, Seoul, Gyunggido, Gangwondo, and Julla Bukdo have banned the use of direct physical punishment, or basically hitting kids with either tools or physically with their body. That being said that’s basically only about half of South Korea. 

Also, indirect physical punishment such as making kids to planks, make them kneel with their hands up, making them run laps, or of the sort is still fully acceptable in all Korean schools. (x)

Anybody who’s a Korean in a Korean school right now already has experience with getting beat by a teacher and some kids still have to deal with physical punishment by teachers. 

pgoob:

"two words…six letters…say it, and i’m yours…"

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musings-of-a-midnight-writer:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

fallen-angel-in-a-laundremat:

221b-tardisimpala-fallen-angel:

clueless-fallen-angel:

fancy-cosima:

thatonegaykid413:

hey0there0beautiful:

swankysassifrass:

marvelous-gallifrey:

spaceshp:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE WHITE BITCH

FUCK YOU, I’M THE CUSTOMER!
i have become that which i have hated…

EGADS! ITS THE TUMBLR CRITIC

The horrifying car alarm. That’s right I’ll go off at 3 am and wake up the neighborhood I don’t even care

Egads its the  touchy feely bible camp stuff

IT IS I THE ANNOYING WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN!

The horrifying decision to give up…. It doesn’t seem that horrifying.

BEHOLD! THE TOUCHY FEELY BIBLE CAMP STAFF!…… oh God. That is terrifying.

BOW TO ME, I AM THE ONE WHO LEAVES PASSIVE AGRESSIVE POST IT NOTES EVERYWHERE

FUCK YOU, I’M THE DECISION TO GIVE UP
this is actually the most accurate title I’ve ever been given…

BOW TO ME I AM THE BIBLE NAZI
God dammit

musings-of-a-midnight-writer:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

fallen-angel-in-a-laundremat:

221b-tardisimpala-fallen-angel:

clueless-fallen-angel:

fancy-cosima:

thatonegaykid413:

hey0there0beautiful:

swankysassifrass:

marvelous-gallifrey:

spaceshp:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE WHITE BITCH

FUCK YOU, I’M THE CUSTOMER!

i have become that which i have hated…

EGADS! ITS THE TUMBLR CRITIC

The horrifying car alarm. That’s right I’ll go off at 3 am and wake up the neighborhood I don’t even care

Egads its the  touchy feely bible camp stuff

IT IS I THE ANNOYING WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN!

The horrifying decision to give up…. It doesn’t seem that horrifying.

BEHOLD! THE TOUCHY FEELY BIBLE CAMP STAFF!…… oh God. That is terrifying.

BOW TO ME, I AM THE ONE WHO LEAVES PASSIVE AGRESSIVE POST IT NOTES EVERYWHERE

FUCK YOU, I’M THE DECISION TO GIVE UP

this is actually the most accurate title I’ve ever been given…

BOW TO ME I AM THE BIBLE NAZI

God dammit

mydollyaviana:

moonflowerlights:

ninthtravelingman:

nealdk:

whatarefishfingers:

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

I choked on my tea reading this

(Source: subtubitles)

smoke-me-up:

bobsavage:

Capitalism.

I kind of want to cry

(Source: sizvideos)

science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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my-life-as-a-jedi:

incognito-author:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE
I was murdered by ET…..